Read a quote:

Claire said,

"Like you'll ever be an achiever"

You do the bare minimum

Jason said,

"I don't know how to make it smaller."

Jason, your head is huge!

Claire said,

"The teacher became the grasshopper. "

Playing crib

Herman said,

"I gave you a ball."

Foosketball

Scott said,

"Do they go for the same hole?"

Tessa said,

"Why don't you just ask nicely?"

Helping a man go pee

Herman said,

"You've gotta moisten those balls."

Claire said,

"I'm only smart in what I know"

Harry said,

"What are? Nipples?"

These are the best things in the world.

Wifey said,

"It's like the lime on the rim"

Pineapple, for guys

Cody said,

"I'm like Jiminy Cricket, except I'm your asshole not your conscience."

Said to Scott after being his inner dialogue

Apex Redditor said,

"I think most Canadians are scientists."

Cody said,

"If you don't stink of marzipan, then you are not even threatening to a bug."

Said to Scott

Harry Wang said,

"Everyone can just be who they are here, it's never going to work. "

Jen said,

"You were out of the room, so it was my turn to speak."

Claire asking Jen how she liked the wine. She hadn't tried it yet.

Claire said,

"Barbs and Besos"

Where are you going on vacation?

Claire said,

"I think I could eat... Permanently."

Karlynn said,

"Fruitloop has a bit of mouth troubles explaining what is exactly happening. Ugh."

My dinghy sank

Claire said,

"Thirteen?"

Only if you can tell me a number between 7 and 12

Claire said,

"Ahhhh!! It's the year I came out!"

Groundhog Day

Claire said,

"Anything you can get from my vagina, you can get from my mouth. "

Security

Claire said,

"Come in the hole!"

Mom said,

"It's such a cute card. "

Joking hazard game boner cards

Claire said,

"I would be like black, if you could be tanned from being hot"

Camping heat

Claire said,

"Ignorance is not bliss. Ignorance is making other people’s lives more difficult. Ignorance might be a way to make someone feel good about themselves while they make everyone around them have to make up for what they are missing. Ignorance is not bliss. Ignorance is at most a getaway for people who cannot face what is in from of them. Ignorance is not bliss."

Christine said,

"It's like a human soft shell taco. "

Wrapping yourself in fuzzy blankets

Christine said,

"It's like a cacoon for your feet. "

Tmax socks

Christine said,

"It's like a cacoon for your feet. "

Tmax socks

Lisa said,

"That's a fucking city. Not a real word. "

Lisa said,

"That's a fucking city. Not a real word. "

Sylvie said,

"I can taste the internal struggle"

Claire said,

"You can control your emotions, but you can't control gravity. "

beanbags

Claire said,

"I can't hear music when it's this loud. "

Music was too loud to hear

Claire said,

"Is this right now?"

Canucks!

Marijke said,

"15 minutes for surprise buttsex would be great"

Claire said,

"THAT'S where I'd be a better parent! Leftovers."

Salmon from Keyleigh

Kid at Sardis Elem. said,

"You reeeeeeeealy really shouldn't read while walking. I've done it before... It has consequences. "

Yolanda said,

"You make me have all my sins."

Said to Cody... for being funny,

Claire said,

"Your face you can't taste. "

caesar kisses

Cody said,

"Males have more penises"

cady said,

""

Nancy said,

"...and we're still waiting for Bryce's to be born..."

wives

Claire said,

"Whisks are pretty much just two forks connected."

Jorge said,

"The joke is your face."

Claire said,

"Nothing happens without something happening before. "

yolanda said,

"Every person who has Fucked their way to the top has ended up with syphilis"

fuck fuckers

Lisa said,

"This means nothing to me. It just looks like a bunch of tampons floating around. "

Jen said,

"Don't hit my friends. "

high pitched referencing nuts

Claire said,

"Mmmm liking it when it's dry. My favorite. "

Cody said,

"I looove ovaries "

Claire said,

"It's like a nip-slip but with your mouth. "

lisp

Claire said,

"This is just an example to show someone"

showing lisa

Claire said,

"I don't like the dark season. "

Claire said,

"Sometimes I wish I could capitalize numbers."

Jorge said,

"I forgot, I'm a tech and I can find solutions."

Matt said,

"I'm not gay and I'm happy with this."

Claire said,

"Amy just gave me a champagne shower"

Claire said,

"I could people watch with my ears."

At a stoplight

Cody said,

"Floppy dick pizza pop"

Jess said,

"Oh my god put your nose in it. "

Cody said,

"It tastes better off my hand "

Cody said,

"I've never smelt my crack before"

Cody said,

"I'm having fun with my fingers. "

Claire said,

"I'm a cock. I don't know anything. "

Matt said,

"Cody, the secret is to enter through the back. "

Matt said,

"Cody, the secret is to enter through the back. "

Jess said,

"I could do both of you at the same time. "

To Jen and Claire

Jess said,

"It's so satisfying having so many in your mouth. "

Cody said,

"Claire has so much luck in the bathroom "

Jess said,

"No more head. "

Claire said,

"Eww Cody it's so gross. They look like pirates. "

put your teeth back in

Jorge said,

"Wrap and insert."

Claire said,

"It's stop, not stop and dick around. "

Jess said,

"Haha... You like getting dirty. "

said in a funny tone

Claire said,

"It's stop, not stop and dick around. "

Claire said,

"It's stop, not stop and dick around. "

Matt said,

"I'd rather pull it out once it's dead. "

Matt said,

"Maybe the bacon is made out of people and that's why it tastes so good. "

Claire and Jen. said,

"How would you even lubricate your rib cage. With laughter. "

Jen said,

"You're like an old women without the experience. "

quebec has too much culture.

Matt said,

"If you're going to hazaff it why do it at all. "

Matt said,

"Can I please lick your shoulder aggressivel. "

Claire said,

"Yay. More virginity taking! "

Claire said,

"It's basically Victoria. "

Sears and bowling ally...

Claire said,

"Does it hurt your eyes when you breathe it with your eyes"

Alchohol

Matt said,

"Ohhhhhh yeah"

makes you wet?

Matt said,

"If I had beer every day, I wouldn't have girl hands and I'd be able to open these bottles without hurting myself"

Cody said,

"Warm is like an orgasm for my skin. "

Commando at Rathtrevor

Cody said,

"Warm is like an orgasm for my skin. "

Commando at Rathtrevor

Cody said,

"With the amount of rusty stuff that ends up inside of me?"

Never let tetanus expire

Claire said,

"You made me being my muscles out. "

Cody said,

"These don't taste like real babies. "

said,

"Yeah... because then I win..."

Do you like it when you punch me in the neck?

Claire said,

"Bang bang eeuuuuhhhhhh"

Claire said,

"I like beets, they taste like the earth. "

Cody said,

"I give everyone a hard time....and they roll over and take it like a bitch. "

Cody said,

"I've never had problems with a sick either but it's still just a stick."

I've never had problems with my mac.

c said,

"Ooooooo you should be in the vagina show!"

Claire said,

"I think I missed that memo when I was a fetus. "

Washing dishes

Claire said,

"I mean, I would do coke if it wasn't bad for you."

Matt said,

"I have more than 5 fingers on my hand."

Cody said,

"With me I have 360 degrees of mystery"

Matt said,

"Your hair's all wet from where I was putting it in my mouth. "

Matt said,

"Hard boilded eggs are my latest chipes."

Jessica said,

"I often do things without thinking"

Claire said,

"You may as well die without Goo on you. "

Jess said,

"Pizza is high in salt... and bread."

Jen-Pop said,

"They're like the cocaine of nuts."

Talking about macadamia nuts

Dano said,

"I don't need any dog poo."

Yolanda said,

"Ewww she's on me now."

Vlad said,

"I didn't touch students yet."

Claire said,

"The envirement doesn't like it when cars idol."

Claire said,

"That's what makes you a genius, you can make your farts silent. "

Claire said,

"rrrrrr. That means sexy."

Claire said,

"Yes! Prostitutes here I come! "

cops

Cody said,

"Why do I have pink between my crotch?"

Claire said,

"His "gay" slipped out there."

Male cheerleader on fear factor

Claire said,

"If I was Jesus my feet wouldn't be wet. "

Hiking on the rain as water streamed down the trail.

Claire said,

"I have an aggressive vibrator. "

Cody said,

"Michael Jackson was a caucasian Michael Jackson coming up through the ranks. "

Justin Bieber looks like he could be a caucasian Michael Jackson coming up through the ranks.

Dave said,

"I'm not a fancy boy."

Guy in line at Safeway said,

"Man HST is tricky. Just the other day it was only a couple of cents, today it's over six dollars!"

Paying for groceries

Claire said,

"Yeah... the story of bad choices..."

reading the nutritional info at A&W

Jess said,

"It feels really cold here, in the fridge."

Genuine concern in her voice

Claire said,

"You're not Cody, you're Cody with wine."

But, that's not a Cody response.

Claire said,

"The wine doesn't know email."

Do-Do DoDoDo...

Claire said,

"This doesn't feel like my right hand."

Doing sign language with her right hand while drinking wine out of a coffee cup.

Claire said,

"Ow, I ate too much."

Claire said,

"Oh my chin fell out. "

Jessica said,

"Oooooooh boner."

Cody said,

"I got a real hankering for some blood and urine"

Matt said,

"I don't know if it was a dream spider... but mother was fucking huge!"

Cody said,

"PHP without mysql is like a boy without a penis."

Frustrated with mysql not being enabled on php install

Cody said,

"There is no penis hate."

After someone misread PenisHat

Yolanda Henschel said,

"Sex is always better in a recyclable container."

Carol said,

"Thank God you're a bitch instead of having an eating disorder."

Matt said,

"Hello is other [brosers] - Sartre"

Cody said,

"I thought there was a slow motion bird inside my shack, but it was just a moth."

Matt said,

"I like it when there are animals dancing to it."

How do you feel about dubstep?

Matt said,

"Big enough."

How big are you?

Cody said,

"I am always more impressive in the past."

Dan said,

"You smell like drunk."

Elizabeth: "You smell like cheese"

Kim said,

"I think I would be more ambitious if I lost a limb."

Jess said,

"Oh my balls, jesus, god!"

Playing Super Mario

Cody said,

"I think we're fucking up less because, well really, we couldn't fuck up any more."

Website stuff going more smoothly

Matt said,

"Duck, counselling."

Jess said,

"If you fall asleep I am going to kill you."

Michelle said,

"Does your iced tea taste... I dunno..."

It's lemonade... - Marijke

Cody said,

"Yeah mother fucker, different IP! What now bitch?!"

Noticing something in the database

Cody said,

"Soup is just a suggestion... for your stomach..."

On why you get hungry soon after eating soup

Jessica said,

"So does Matt."

She likes to drink milk and sleep.

Ben said,

"Give it mouth to mouth, maybe it still works."

dead bird

Ben said,

"And we will only give a away a small number tons of them anyway right![sic]"

Free listings

Kimiisa said,

"I'm not letting them touch my balls!"

Narwhal

Matt said,

"That's all I know."

Yeah, two minutes and then you get a limp-dick pizza pop.

Matt said,

"Crashed (darby crib phone)"

Sent from phone.

Cody and Matt said,

"Cody: There is a very thin line between shitheads and power users. Matt: I don't think there is a line."

linux is stupid.

Cody said,

"Making ubuntu work is like trying to convince a girlfriend that YOU are right in an argument. Pointless and a waste of time."

Cody said,

"Only an idiot, or a third world child would eat [just] 2 pizza pops"

Yolanda said,

"Don't be a bitch."

Jess said,

"Do you have a stick?"

Looking for something to help get into a box of chocolates

Derek Jory said,

"Dragon attack on the way to the rink? Get real, Kesler carries a sword."

Canucks Report

Jess said,

"Man, I am so glad you didn't get eaten by a tractor"

Cody said,

"I think the warthog is growing on me."

Matt said,

"Nobody gets badges for posting on Wikipedia."

Why Stackoverflow > Wikipedia

Matt said,

"For real, you earned the ol in lol there."

elseif discussion

Matt said,

"I like your bubbles."

Said to Cody

Matt said,

"I like the bum."

rabbits

Cody said,

"That's what they want you to think, but really they're just making money off you."

On why the yogurt was not filled completely, supposedly to allow room for the tasty granola

Jess said,

"What do you do with gin? Do you drink it?"

Jess said,

"Why is there a bee on it? Is it made from bees?"

On Patron

Jen-Pop said,

"Wash it down with a Margarita"

Amy said,

"You know how you're alone when you're alone all the time, I like that."

alone in a crowd

Matt said,

"Redbull tastes like marinated socks."

Rockstar sucks too.

Cody said,

"It's no longer up to me, it's up to the pants."

Marijke said,

"It's too soft, It's like I'm eating a puppy."

Cody said,

"Sorry, I responded in my head, I guess you didnt hear me."

What browser are you using? ... *silence*... Are you using Chrome?

Matt said,

"Thanks for helping me be less angry at the directive."

Cody said,

"I make up so much, but I agree with myself a lot, so it's ok"

On why he knows so much

Sylvie Foss said,

"I can bunny-hop out of this!"

Kimiisa heading into the portal fire.

Cody said,

"I know what I know because it is something."

for someone who hates linux, you know an awful lot about it...

Cody said,

"I pretty much almost died I think"

Describing work on the distributed systems project

Sylvie Foss said,

"You can't walk away from your feet."

Scott Kennedy said,

"Awesome, one which test?"

2500

Earl Bell said,

"Trench coats, a million and one uses, all of them pervy."

Sylvie Foss said,

"I've always wanted to do that to children."

Clothesline

Sylvie Foss said,

"Ewww, I felt like Earl just now."

Sylvie Foss said,

"I can't believe I forgot my knife on throat-slit day."

Phil Laird said,

"I have pink eyeballs!"

Roop said,

"Maybe it's muffin face in there with his dildo."

wiggly wall

Earl Bell said,

"Kissing a man in a pink wig is not like kissing a woman."

Jess said,

"Matty, if we get separated in an earthquake, I'll probably die, so goodbye."

Sylvie Foss said,

"I'm replacing tacit Cody. You are now: Stateless Cody. "

My brain is like a web server without sessions.

Cody and Sylvie said,

"C - my brain is not a brain
S - me neither"

Cody said,

"Milk is the eating of drinking"

Sylvie Foss said,

"That was the one that set us free... into all these errors."

Debugging...

Random Line-up Girl said,

"She never sleeps anyways, because she's Mexican."

Cody said,

"Fuck you Daniweb and your purple bullshit!"

Get off of my Googles!

Sylvie Foss said,

"I made it horny..."

uhhh paper

Jon Kelly said,

"Hardcore dick porn."

There are dicks everywhere.

Jon Kelly said,

"It's not an observation, it's a rule."

No tea-bagging Earl...

Jessica Yee said,

"So you play as the girl too? No wonder you like it!"

Why Matt likes Portal

Sylvie said,

"I had multiple dinners so now I'm too heavy to type."

Jessica said,

"You can't take a shower tomorrow if you believe in Chinese New Year."

Sylvie Foss said,

"Yeah, you have a low people tolerance."

On the chance Cody could survive the group project without her.

Sylvie Foss said,

"No accent, no excuse!"

ESL

Lee Gargano said,

"If you don't know fuck all about apples, dont sell apples."

clients

Sylvie Foss said,

"Like when you put too much mustard and ketchup on your hot dog. It kind of felt like that, but in my eyes. "

Micaela's slides

Dano said,

"The more I watch Big Bang Theory, the more I realize you are a couple of IQ points away from being Sheldon. "

Sylvie Foss said,

"Purrs like a cat with Parkinson's."

Cody's truck

Liam Mitchell said,

"...and with enough work you too can become Will Smith "

Pursuit of happiness

Jessica said,

"It felt like it was already ours."

Stealing a glass at Hemlock

Matt said,

"I'm in the other room so I'm more like a stalker."

Jessica said,

"When we fight, we should make sounds like that."

Jessica said,

"They sound like dinosaurs."

Matt said,

"You gently slurp."

Teaching Jess how to drink hot chocolate

Cody said,

"No, I don't want pickle cancer."

Are you going to eat it?

Cody said,

"That sounds like duck sex."

In reference to the wind shutting the squeaky screen door.

Marijke said,

"That's what she said."

in response to Cody saying "I realised I liked pickles again when I was tipsy"

Cody said,

"Bitch did you like the don't or not"

Autocorrect confusion on the phone

Cody said,

"Everything is everywhere all over the place."

Describing Khaosan Road

Cody said,

"They look like older versions of each other"

Comparing Amber from House to Kareen Vermeer on Facebook

Marijke said,

"Somebody should put up some more quotes"

Marijke waiting for more funny quotes to appear

Aaron said,

"2 days per day"

Average work per person for next sprint, evidently there was a math error

Cody said,

"That's something Kimiisa would say..."

In response to Marijke.

Marijke said,

"Could you imagine if i was a dog! That would rock!"

Getting a back scratch.

Bryce said,

"If you were there, you wouldn't have been there."

Said to dad playing trivial pursuit

Cody said,

"A++ is a sign of bullfuckinghorseshit"

About grad marks in Kumbaya

Kimiisa said,

"Grad students make her wet I guess b/c they all got ridiculously high participation"

About Kumbaya marks

Matt said,

"Don't parse it, store it as a blob."

Memorization technique.

Cody said,

"I was well into making myselves perogies..."

Beginning of a tangent story

Cody said,

"Just think of it as daddy long-legs"

Explaining subnets

Matt said,

"Ohhh, it almost came over me."

Cody said,

"I feel like I should be... in a racing game..."

Jess said,

"No, he had a lip ring."

Did he win?

Kimiisa said,

"WAIT! ...Are you guys MECH students???"

To students studying in the cave

Cody said,

"It kind of turned out better than it did"

Cody said,

"I'm wearing two socks"

Cody said,

"I don't think I ever would have used them if I didn't use them"

On plastic forks

Cody said,

"It tastes like smell"

About disgusting 5-hour energy shot

Kimiisa said,

"Poof poof poof, I'm pretentious"

On girls that "walk the mile"

Cody said,

"I am good at packing!"

talking about suitcases but I imagined about the butt

Matt said,

"Is there tin foil on this still?"

Matt showing jess a chocolate in his mouth.

Kimiisa said,

"Can you imagine if you were going out with a manager at Safeway?! Ohhhhh...."

Lasagne mmmmmmm....

Kimiisa said,

"I feel sparkley."

Matt turned on the lights

Kimiisa said,

"Can you imagine if you were Celine Dion?!"

Kimiisa said,

"Is Matt using toilet water?!"

Asking what water Matt used to make iced tea.

Kimiisa said,

"Inertia?"

Answering "Why are these still cold?"

Kimiisa said,

"That's slightly bad in a... bad sense."

Dammit Jimmy, you have lupus

Kimiisa said,

"Garden Carrot Delight!!!!"

In terms of GCD

Kimiisa said,

"If I French-kissed some one, I think they would like it."

After discovering he can turn is tongue over.

Kimiisa said,

"I've been owned! I'm drunk..."

Not noticing we switched his chair

Kimiisa said,

"I'm obtuse... enlighten me."

When Matt and Cody were giving him subtle hints.

Matt said,

"I feel fat and sassy."

Matt said,

"I hate everything."

Kimiisa said,

"Dude, your dumps are going to get so vicious in China"

Said to Cody

Kimiisa said,

"I think maybe I got shafted. Either that or I shafted Cody hard."

Kimiisa said,

"Extreme tonsil swapping hockey"

Kimiisa said,

"You tried to tickle my armpit with a bag of chips...It tastes like dried breadcrumbs..."

Said to Matt

Kimiisa said,

"You realize once you start drinking, your urges will only get stronger."

Said to Matt

Kimiisa said,

"That's the best kind of defense, a defense against everything!"

Rob Warwick said,

"If I put my results out on their own, they're going to die of exposure. "

cscw assignment 5

Kimiisa said,

"I'm doing a perversion of CSCW"

Talking about the last assignment in seng 435

Kimiisa said,

"Treasure in plain sight."

About the tornado Cody made for him

Matt said,

"Narnaumnummnaanarnumnumnumnarrrrhm"

mmmmm olives.....

Kimiisa said,

"I'd get up and hug you, but I don't want to."

Said to Matt after getting chips

Sylvie said,

"Those were like load bearing keys. "

When matt took his keys out of his pocket and fell over

Matt said,

"Heeeyyyyyyyyy... you're really hot."

Said in a really creepy voice

Kimiisa said,

"Usually when I see someone like that they are just a Ginger Kid."

About Gargi (an Irish girl)

Jess said,

"What is this for? This black window of death"

On vim

Kimiisa said,

"WHAT A DOUCHE BAG! I bet she was ugly too!"

about a girl who walked by him while sleeping on the floor

Kimiisa said,

"This girl looks very angry... she looks JEWISH actually!"

about a girl in a picture with his brother

Kimiisa said,

"I feel like a princess."

Kimiisa said,

"Adobe can kiss my ass."

Said while trying to download PS demo

Jess said,

"Sometimes you creep me out you know..."

About Matt

Cody said,

"Even a parrot can say crackers."

Kimiisa said,

"That's why it is disturbing, because it is French."

Matt said,

"I'm messy."

Kimiisa said,

"Take victory in any... victory."

Cody said,

"That's why he is my man-crush."

On Will Smith

Cody said,

"I usually just restart my computer if I accidentally start vim. "

Cody said,

"You know, if we were elephants we wouldn't need to program nearly as much."

Cody said,

"Oh I wish Beaver Buzz was just like a tube that went into me."

Sylvie said,

"If I rest my front teeth on my laptop I can feel the machine sounds throughout my head."

Up late studying for a midterm

Sylvie said,

"Tom-ro-ro sounds way cooler than tomorrow."

Up late studying for a midterm

Kimiisa said,

"I have thought about the "butt humping" girls and I think she just wanted to dance with me :)"

On the bus after the club